rissicat

For my own amusement this time.

FF7
Reno/Cloud

Reno gave him a sincere look through the blue smoke drifting over the bar, or at least as sincere as he ever got, and leaned a bit closer. "Aw c'mon, Cloud. Don't reject th' idea completely outta hand. I think you'd have a lotta fun...."

The blond gave him a long flat stare, and when that neither intimidated the Turk nor doused that far-too-hopeful expression, he sighed. "Reno. No. I mean it."

"But you know that it would be an awesome way t' relieve yer stress. Got rid of unwanted tension and frustration," the thin lips curled into a bit of a knowing smirk. "And you know that I'm pretty good at it.... We'd have a great time t'gether." He cast a concerned glance down the length of Cloud's body. "I mean, you've been pretty knotted up lately. Yer shoulders are practically up t' yer ears."

Turning back to his drink, Cloud shook his head, and the pale locks swayed in the dim light, "Well, it's really nice that you're looking out for my health, Reno." He nearly managed to veil the ironic tone. "But I'm still not going to attach a sidecar to my motorcycle so you can practice 'shooting things'. I'll have to deal with my stress in my own way, thanks."

Reno actually had the brass ones to look a little disappointed.